Some bits of wisdom are hard to come by,
I mean they’re whizzing past us all the time:
plastic bananas help spread Lyme disease,
eat chocolate only from its starboard side.
Clark Kent needs his fiber because if he pushes too hard
his boom-boom puts a hole through toilet and floor.
There is a best way to milk a cat,
but that nugget’s not a thing to be told.
Baby telephone poles only grow in salty soil;
and here’s the straight dope: I’m afraid a jar never is the door.
Real old-fashioned homestyle meals are
traditionally cooked in diabetes shoes.
If you don’t have a jesus in your heart
you might-should wanna keep one in your shoe —
he’s small and’ll fit for sure, in case you need him
when things get tight and go to Where-They-Go-To.
The teacher’s an ass and keeps all the points
the students miss on their tests and homework,
but one day he’ll get his – and at least he taught them
that, fuck yeah, sorghum is the camel of crops.
—So to everyone out there in Radioland:
Don’t touch that dial, it’s very sensitive…
Maybe start with the treble and bass, and then
work your way over to fader and balance…
