because I run into them all of the time.
Instead of "Best Dressed”, my high school class
all voted me "Best ..Just Left Alone".
I drive around with my headlights off
(at least it's easy to see someone well-lit oncoming);
and the biggest fraud in the legislature
is always doing something quietly with the pudding…
Tinder just sets you up with sexting text-bots –
sometimes the future isn't always that great.
Later, your self-healing phone’s electric sciatica
will flare up if you set the poor thing to vibrate;
and meat bikinis will become fashionable
once we get the vat-grown textures just right –
plus, if they're alive they could massage you,
"Yeah that's it — no, a little more to the side…"
It's too much to expect the world to make sense,
there's no way we'll understand over time –
in Canada if the dog wants your beer
you give it to him, the law says it's his right.
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