"Just on fire"

Look, sometimes the carpet is just on fire –

though hey at least not yet the cat..

some good advice from TV was 

be careful what you get good at..

& it’s mostly-not-wrong to miss a clam bake,

but still you really should try to make it..  

..and passing that kidney stone

-bang- gave the victim a heart attack..

..better never do give up on your own dyin’,

and never say never until it is a need..

¡Be cautious with exposed intersections

leading to the red squirt guns in Aisle 13..

..And I might be risking street cred saying I’m

wondering “so, what if a buttress is a guy?”..

–No it’s not time to make poopies, dad,

they’re already done, I just deliver them alright?

Wait what is this??? am I stuck in reverse?

this prolly shouldn’t all be coming back to me…

oh hell.. maybe breathed too.. much smoke

..or some.. wuh-goobah duhhmm... mebs..

"Altered peach"

The hot dog’s wrapper is also eaten

by the newly-outposted alien,

while a real gnome sobs openly on

an ornamented lawn.

How many people is it get buried in, 

you know, a flying Superman pose?

And does Coors really kill a werewolf?  

—there are some things here we just need to know.

Microwave-unsafe things admit their

weakness and then move on.

The new underground baby-fighting ring

almost always ends in a draw.

The poor synesthete’s sense of smell

went deaf about four years ago –

the ensuing confusion was something

strange, not seen before.

A test frog just got eaten by an altered 

peach bred for aggression.

Afghanistan’s tiny leap forward, smuggling intel

on the space program out of Suriname.

Secrets survive to keep the peace

that they kill when they die.

Still, when the sins on earth change, turns out hell’s gotta free

the poor bastards who were paying the price.

"Marooned in realtime"

Today I planned out a ground-level hide –

banking on homelessness that's to come –

that the DNR, State Po-lice & the oil guys won't find:

'cause bad luck puts its pants on 2 or 3 legs at a time.

I just had to turn into the skid, 

but then the skid turned into me and mine.

You'll want the poison in your mouth –

it's just so much worse in the eyes.

I’m marooned, I'm marooned in realtime.

The TV from the future 

tells everyone the next things to get scared about.

..So we're not quite sure

how much it is we all want the then to be now.

Because the what & the how’s not the why,

and the seed is just not the root; 

and Grandma only taught me manners & Manhattans,

and that most folks' hair needs cut.

I'm marooned, I'm marooned in realtime.

—Anything can be bruised so

don't say "sorry" if you just mean "no".

Guess I've found myself some days where

time's gonna take longer than usual...

Nobody needs poetry.

Works better with music, not necessarily as a song, but as something indicative of intended mood.  Plus, music.  I'm working on it.

—Maybe someday Dave Berman will dig my writing, but I'd settle for him not hating my poor emulation of his style.

Go outside in the sun today.

"Thoughts aren't actions"

Yeah I pecked a rooster’s eye out –

couldn’t anymore stand the shit he was sayin;

I'm really not so proud of myself,

but that’s why thoughts aren’t actions.

There’s a hilly field that needs me,

I just don’t know where it is;

I can feel the long grasses sing and call to me

most nights, sometime after six.

The midshipman’s hitch is not in his stride;

up north, walking on water’s a matter of degrees.

Around here they orangely post the word “POSTED”

because the because takes too long, it seems.

There’s a difference between being mortal and being able to die:

ain’t just up-and-over the hill, need some side-to-side;

and don’t wait ’til summertime to go out with a kite,

and just let things be things and hope it’s alright.

"What doesn't kill you"

I won’t make a promise I’d be ashamed to keep

but I’ll still try anything twice: because 

when you wish on the stars outside, up there,

they won’t hear you for a million years.

You shake the good man’s dirty hand

because it’s just the right thing to do.

Still, I guess in the end what doesn’t kill you

is usually backed-up by what will.

–So is it a better world we all live in now?

At least nothing’s ”white of” anyone anymore.

–And it was during my birthday party when those

punks kicked the shit outta that Berlin Wall…

But then, out in the township spare pallet piles

are making every backyard bonfire go;

and Merit’s CF-194 pumps some days, 

but some others seems that it don’t…

And now I’m renting a room in my own town

because the empty house needs its time alone.

–And the light at the end is only a bulb,

and life ain’t proof of anything more…

"Grapeshot champagne"

I’m deafened by grapeshot champagne corks,
and tonight’s rented tux just can’t commit;
my martini needs a AA battery and three pennies in
– from before ’oh-two if you can swing it...

I drove over a buried bathtub filled with packed snow –
the landscape’s features just aren’t its own anymore.
Was surprised and, so, froze that-then here-and-now,
but it’s still a sad weird world where a picture isn’t even itself.

I've heard that every bullet feels like a bird
'til it tries to pull up – and despairs, and then wants to hurt.
Science lets us make maple syrup from saplings, though
milking sweetness from babies isn’t something folks much want to do.

We must be more gentle – even language gets broken in half:
convictions’re sometimes the very best or worst thing you can have.
We think waterfalls are beautiful from above and below,
but halfway down are often much less-so.

The lately-regretful brain-in-a-vat dries out on the floor
having reached the Libertarian ideal – tipping over its jar.
Folks are like stock off-feed; but on the other hand, my man, okay – now,
let’s not get perfect – because then there’s no sound.

Bartender, I guess I’ll have another…

"Things, how and when"

Hello, old tree – my truest friend 

of this best hour of the day;

hello, old tree – you might recall me,

and might-not is also okay.

A washboard road can’t get you if you weave;

but the police couldn't care less, emphatically —

the machine of problems and solutions

aches for the nearest soft things.

A bit windward of the label “44”

there’s a smiling man’s face down in the road, low,

greeting folks he can’t much hope to see

–they don’t stop, none do, and why would who?

Things are forgotten, lost, and sworn about;

choking to death on applesauce froth —

the scariest things aren’t at all to other things,

but are anyways still scary enough.

Everyone in the world stomps hard at once

and the world breaks apart in-place —

the test scores don’t matter any more and

everything’s just worth as long as it takes.

"Cooking for murderers"

Cooking for murderers and their friends,

but none of the lives they’ve touched; 

I’m living my life upside-down

serving lunch.

I’m away, we won’t see each other again.

I’m sad right now but know come to-morrow

I’ll find myself more and more elsewhere

and later cleared and clean, too.

   Blooded veins and dollar bills —

   they can both burn with fire;

   at least everyone gets nothing

   when they die.

Don’t gnash your teeth on a bumpy road,

gotta take care, little things still show;

black-hat woodpeckers keep coming back,

soon you don’t even have a door.

In another room there’s laughing

but that’s not where you're at..

Bitterness finds you when it wants,

and you’re the inside man, oh

   Blooded veins…

The hawks are giving hell to field mice,

my fuckin fan-belt just won’t shut up

and I’m breathing in splinters –

oh save us, save us.. oh

   Blooded veins…

"Looking past"

    I stopped a wallclock with my heart today –

    a neat trick I

    cannot recommend.

    The “looking past” at what lies beyond

    comes natural,

    but only at the end.

    Makes no difference to the insurgents

    that the government

    makes in my name,

    still I try to make a new friend for each one of them;

    though, of course, I can’t

    but I’m improved all the same.

    I’m sure my team won’t come out ahead in the end,

    but then war’s not

    the way that I like to win –

    you can’t add up losses to find what anything cost when

    you can’t measure

    how much things were meaning…